October 2008
12 posts
rofl
A duck walks into a 7-Eleven and says “Give me some chap stick; put it on my bill!” The cash register attendant cannot speak English, so he does not know what was said. However, he does know that ducks cannot speak, and assumes that his god is punishing him for some previous horrible misdeed. As he breaks down into tears, the duck, slightly miffed, walks out of the 7-Eleven, wondering...
